Dearest darling Brooke,
Despite the exciting nature of the title, I did not get to experience a single use of code words during my 9 hour "parade behind Joe Biden" detail. Though, please note that when you fail to immediately accelerate to mach bejeesus on the highway in your massive diesel ambulance, secret service gets edgy. Disclaimer: No tires were shot out in the making of this overtime shift.
Seriously though, pretty neat stuff. Also, Joe Biden is a lazy butt and should wake up earlier. Lots of waiting, then driving fast and erratically though highways with no cars and lots of cops. Then more waiting. Got my picture taken with the VP and his wife though! Should see that in a governmentally approved 6 - 8 weeks... Provided that I don't go to federal prison for accidentally letting slip to my dispatcher what hotel he was staying at last night. No idea what's classified or not.
So, my life is obviously not as wonderful as it was when I was visiting you, but I bought a new shirt and a vest-type thing so go me! Nothing date-night approved, so we need to work on that or I will never get me a lady!
Now, to find out if anything cool is happening in Manch-vegas tonight, and to take myself out for a drink! Oh, also sit-ups... Cause I REALLY should do a couple of those first... Ugh.
Lerv yer!
Amanda
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