Lets Get Up To Speed

My dearest darling Manner:

Holy good gods I have been a busy human the past month or so! Besides securing the job (hooray!) and leaving my other job (also hooray!) I have been attempting to get healthier, which involves more running, spinning, and less butter and cream (damn it.)

There are a lot of things we need to catch up on. Firstly, I am SO SO SO happy College Student 2.0 is going so well for you so far! Obviously, it would. You are incredibly amazing and I'm not surprised you have multiple planners for all of your crazy awesomeness. That's a perk of the new job... I get a sweet new planner, along with a work laptop, work phone, and lunch breaks! Secondly, my coworkers are all so sweet and simultaneously assholes because all I did was cry this week. Two things of flowers, cupcakes, an abundance of nice, sad, borderline threatening emails begging me not to leave. It was really nice to feel appreciated after 2 years of being there... sad it had to be on the last day.

Thirdly, I am head over heels hard in love with Mr. Chefy-chef Hoyt. He is the proverbial cheese to my macaroni, which is convenient seeing as he makes some of the best I've ever tasted. He's at an interview right now while I sit perched at a cute little coffee shop that Burlington is so famous for sipping cafe au lait (minus the lait) avec my frozen fingers (minus the frozen part, too... so I'm drinking black coffee and people watching from a warm window seat. haha.)

I've also been watching a family with a mom, dad and kiddo play in the snowbank across the street from me for about a half hour and it's making my uterus scream. CUTEST THING EVER. The kid keeps "pushing down" his dad, and when the dad doesn't fall, the mom helps by shoving him off the pile. It's incredible.

Speaking of uterus screaming, princess is absolutely allowed to help you destroy the book. And it looks like she's doing a great job of it! haha. I can't wait for you to take the book in the shower with you and send me that picture. That and sew this page, the random signature page and wear the journal. Clearly, I spent ample amounts of time looking through it before I sent it to you. Haha.

Well, I'm going to go get another cup of coffee, since 8:30am is an hour I haven't seen in a very long time and my body is not liking it. One. Little. Bit. Oh, evening shift, how you continue to make my life miserable. After another cup, I might be able to think of a clever and witty title for the food blog Danny and I are going to start up... any suggestions?

I FERKEN LERV YER LERK THE SERNG FERERVER ERND ERVERRRR

Pascale xo